Apr 3
David Letterman's Top Ten Highlights Of Barack Obama's Oil Drilling Plan
10) Everyone in America gets a free Sunoco travel mug
9) Promises not to kill any endangered animals except the really tasty ones
8) Kids drill free
7) Drilling won't affect Scott Brown's visit to the beach
6) Most extensive exploratory undertaking since Harry Smith's colonoscopy
5) What? Ricky Martin's gay?
4) Fifty barrels of oil reserved each year for Mitt Romney's hair — Zing!
3) Boys at Halliburton seem happy, which is good enough for us!
2) Provision for drilling the sun for solar power
1) Drilling will begin in Glenn Beck's yard
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